Me and Tim went to Santa Barbara for halloween.
It was really crazy, hundreds of people, everyone was drunk or high, everyone acting hella belligerent.
So me and Tim were walking down Del Playa; yes the street was literally "the playa", which is the major party street where all the crazy drunk UCSB students live. It's like a mile stretch of pure party, frat, and sorority houses.
Well we were trying to make our way through the 70,000 record amount of people that had shown up to dress up and get as fucked up as you could possibly get.
There was this girl who was obviously way far past intoxicated. Tim noticed her because there was this guy who was i guess trying to fuck with her and grope on her and all this shit. I hadn't even noticed her because I was too amazed with the crazy ass costumes people were wearing and being so into whatever character they committed to.
So Tim checked the dude.
Tim - Eh Cuhz, Don't You Think She's A Lil Too Fucked Up For You To Be Touchin On Her Like That?
Dude - Eh Blood I Don't Think It's Nun Of Yo Fuckin Business What It Is I Do.
Tim - What'd You Say You Slob Ass Nigga?
At this point this ignorant, dark ass, akon lookin ass nigga was moving up towards Tim.
Now I had started to pay attention to what went on as soon as i say Tim was talking to someone and became alarmed as soon as someone said "blood" when Tim was sayin "cuhz".
So the dude pushes Tim into me.
Tim immediately rebounded off me and pushed the guy back. The dude took a swing at tim but Tim ducked, I saw the opportunity and connected a good hook to the guys face which knocked him down. Tim got on top of him and tried to swing at him but all of a sudden like 4 other guys came out of nowhere and grabbed tim by the arms. So i kicked homeboy in the head while he was on the ground to make sure he wasnt getting back up and then threw an elbow at the back of one of the guys heads when they were all tryna grab tim. He kinda doubled over and grabbed his head but i kneed him in the chest while he bent over and he went down.
Meanwhile Tim was being held by two guys on each arm and one guy tried to like do a running punch on him. Tim like bucks backward onto the two guys and kicks the running guy in the chest. I then tackled the guy to tims left and hit him with as much force as i could muster and he looked like he was out with the first punch. The dark ass nigga who started all this shit hit me in the chest and knocked me back and Tim like jump tackles him and grabs him by the collar and wails on him till Tim is kicked of by one of the others. I grabbed that guy and put him in a sleeper hold till tim could get up. He grabbed his legs and we body slammed him into the concrete. He tried to get back up but Tim landed a mean ass uppercut and the dude low-key crumpled on impact. Shit looked like a movie scene how clean it was.
Then about 10 other people watching jumped in for no other reason then to just land a cheap shot on somebody and mayhem ensued.
So the cops finally showed up in serious numbers but we were all still brawling; punching, kicking, getting hit, shirts ripped, etc.
Finally i was pulled of whoevever i was fighting and supposedly threw an elbow back and hit the cop in the chest. he then hit me with a baton and shit gets a little hazy from there.
So everyone is finally arrested in a row on the closest curb; 16 in all.
We were taken to this temporary station that was set up to detain all the excessively drunk and crazy folk in the huge crowd.
We were charged with Public Disturbance, Battery, and Assault on a Officer.
The girl who this all was started over in the beginning showed up at the station with her parents and they bailed us. After we were released they treated us to dinner and a change of clothes.
We recently went to court for all this.
On top of the charges we were facing, the original 5 tried to sue us.
*Tim was sued for the two broken ribs he caused (the guy he kicked in the beginning)
*I was sued for the shattered jaw i caused when i hit the guy on the ground
*We were both also sued for the miscellaneous bruises and abrasions for all 5
Mind you me and tim had like some 20 bruises between us and didnt complain.
But since we had the parents come and testify for us we were left off with self defense and a misdemeanor trespassing, thus the suing charges were dropped as well.
Even though we were left off with such minor charges, it all in all was a shitty experience.
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