Thursday, July 9, 2009

Pulled From My Myspace

People sadly do the saaaame shit on there and it's pretty funny. I thought this in my about me was hilarious though.

Brent Joseph Mancini

Collective Thoughts About My General Person:

I'm Jamacain/Italion
Boxing, HipHopDancin,SpokenWordPoetry
I Box Because I Have Alot Of Pent Up Aggresion
I Write Because I Sometimes Cant Express Myself Verbally
I Do HipHop Dance Cause Its A Combo Of Fun And Dope Ass Beats
I Hate My Smile
I Want To Shave Of My Hair Off
Never Wanted To Be The Black Ranger
Owned 3 Binders Of Pokemon Cards..
I'm A Nerd Who Is Good At Maintaining A Social Life
I Don't Like You, For I'm In Love With Her Lol
I'm Really Immature
I Dont Do Well With Trying To Make People Feel Better
Michael Wadey Shit On Himself In His Senior Year
I Forgot My 8th Birthday Till A Week After
Didnt Celebrate My 9th
I Have Blue Eyes
I Swear To God If Someone Asks If My Eyes Are Fake One More Time...
I'm Missing The Embarrassment Gene
I Live By Two Motos
When Life Hands You Lemons. You Say, "Fuck Lemons" And Bail.
If You're Not Living On The Edge. You're Taking Up Too Much Space
Almost didn't Graduate High School; Yet Accepted To 4 Colleges
I Dont Know How To "Chill"
I'd Be Glad To Teach You Some Random Fact That Will Help You In No Way.
Switched Middle Schools 13 Times For Fighting
I'm A "Mamas Boy"
I Have Less Patience Than You Think
I'd Rather Listen Than Speak
I Lived In Foster Care For 3 Months
I Think In Metaphors
I Bite My Nails
If The Flash And Superman Raced To The End Of The World Who Would Win?
"Chuck Norris"
Adult Swim Is My Favorite Channel
Nothing Would Make Me Happier Than A New Season Of Dragon Ball Z
I Have A Horrible Memory
"Insanity Is Endlessly Repeating The Same Process, Hoping For A Different Result"
I Have Like 15 Favorite Songs That Change All The Time
Real Hip Hop Equals Joy; I Leave It To You To Find The Real Shit
I Love Sunny Breeze Filled Sundays
The Best Thing You Can Do Is Be Quite And Let Me Call You Stupid. Than You Speak, And Me Prove It
Nooo, I Dont Want To Get to Know You
I Hate Suprises
I'm Susceptible To Road Rage
I Love Legos. But Who Doesn't?
Gas Prices Depress Me More Than Sick Children
No you're not a producer just cause you own the software "Fruity Loops"
My favorite video game is Soulcaliber; Current version "4"
I'm an equal opportunity racist. If a stereotype is funny,it results in my laughter.
I Get Migraines From Thinking To Hard Occasionally
Someone once said "Cops are like bees,don't bother them, they dont bother you"
I say cops are bees and they look at niggas like they honey
Leonard Pearl is like Fantasia illiterate
Don't Choke On Your Love; You Should Only Love As Deep As Your Soul Has The Ability To Swim
Who Is The Mantis Praying To?
I Lose Interest At Record Speed
I Am Everything My Father Is Not
I'm Extremely Cynical
I Eat The Nestea Iced Tea Mix Raw
I Bust Mad Burnt Missions
Everyday I'm Asked To Be A Magician In A World Where Magic Doesn't Exist

I'm A Fucking Mess.

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